Classy Disaster

[Intro]
One more button, one more round
I came in smooth, I’m leaving upside down

[Verse 1]
You said, “Be cool,” I said, “I’m cool as ice”
Then spilled my drink and tried to pay it twice
My shirt’s too tight, my hair’s gone rogue
I’m doing dad moves by the speaker stack, whoa

[Pre-Chorus]
You look so sharp, I look half-baked
I came for one, what a dumb mistake

[Chorus]
I’m a classy disaster, dressed for success
Got a big brave grin and a shirt full of mess
You’re stealing the show, I’m stealing a lime
I’m the king of the club for about half a time

[Drop]
Hey! Too much sauce, not enough sense
Hey! Smooth as a shopping cart with one bad wheel

[Verse 2]
I tried to flirt with a plant by the bar
It’s doing better than me so far
You said, “That line was painfully lame”
I said, “Thanks, I’ve been practicing shame”

[Pre-Chorus]
You look so sharp, I look half-baked
I came for one, what a dumb mistake

[Chorus]
I’m a classy disaster, dressed for success
Got a big brave grin and a shirt full of mess
You’re stealing the show, I’m stealing a lime
I’m the king of the club for about half a time

[Outro]
Call me a cab, I’ve lost my pride
And possibly one shoe on the other side