[Intro]
One more button, one more round
I came in smooth, I’m leaving upside down
[Verse 1]
You said, “Be cool,” I said, “I’m cool as ice”
Then spilled my drink and tried to pay it twice
My shirt’s too tight, my hair’s gone rogue
I’m doing dad moves by the speaker stack, whoa
[Pre-Chorus]
You look so sharp, I look half-baked
I came for one, what a dumb mistake
[Chorus]
I’m a classy disaster, dressed for success
Got a big brave grin and a shirt full of mess
You’re stealing the show, I’m stealing a lime
I’m the king of the club for about half a time
[Drop]
Hey! Too much sauce, not enough sense
Hey! Smooth as a shopping cart with one bad wheel
[Verse 2]
I tried to flirt with a plant by the bar
It’s doing better than me so far
You said, “That line was painfully lame”
I said, “Thanks, I’ve been practicing shame”
[Pre-Chorus]
You look so sharp, I look half-baked
I came for one, what a dumb mistake
[Chorus]
I’m a classy disaster, dressed for success
Got a big brave grin and a shirt full of mess
You’re stealing the show, I’m stealing a lime
I’m the king of the club for about half a time
[Outro]
Call me a cab, I’ve lost my pride
And possibly one shoe on the other side
Style of Music
Fast warehouse techno at 138 BPM, relentless four-on-the-floor heavy kick, distorted rolling bass, clipped metallic percussion and stark synth stabs. Build tension through filtered kicks and rising noise, then hit a hard club drop with a tight, driving groove. Male rhythmic chant-rap, punchy and dry up front with subtle robotic pitch doubling and short delays; loud, gritty club mix with controlled low end.