Slip on the bathroom

**"Slip on the Soap (Rubber Duck Drill)"**

**[Intro]**
Yeah… it was a quiet night, just bubbles and steam,
She walked in clean, but left the scene a meme.
Rubber duck posted, cold-blooded and mean,
Another bath-time body, straight out the dream.

**[Verse 1]**
Shorty slid in with the Bluetooth speaker,
Lip gloss poppin’, mood couldn’t be sleeker.
But danger was lurkin’, small and yellow,
Rubber duck smirkin’, that evil fellow.

She dropped the soap, didn’t see it land,
Slipped so quick, lost all command.
Boom—water splashed, legs in the air,
Rubber duck watchin’, didn’t even care.

**[Chorus]**
She broke her rear, yeah, the tub got cursed,
Duck just laughed, like “karma reversed.”
One false move, gravity spoke,
And the whole damn bathroom turned into a joke.

**[Verse 2]**
Heard the scream echo through the tile,
Rubber duck chillin’ with a criminal smile.
He said, “You thought I was cute? Nah, I’m tactical.”
Every bath I’m in turns dramatical.

Shorty tried to stand, but the floor too slick,
Her pride got cracked before her hip.
The mirror fogged up like a crime scene mist,
Duck just whispered, “You’re on my list.”

**[Chorus]**
She broke her rear, yeah, the tub got cursed,
Duck just laughed, like “karma reversed.”
One false move, gravity spoke,
And the whole damn bathroom turned into a joke.

**[Bridge]**
Now she walks slow, with a limp and a plan,
Plotting revenge on that yellow madman.
She said, “Next bath I take, it’s duck season,”
But the duck just grinned, no rhyme, no reason.

**[Outro]**
So if you see bubbles and a harmless face,
Think twice, that duck runs the place.
He don’t quack nice, he don’t float sweet,
He leaves broken bones and a beat on repeat.