Marian Juana

Out in Ireland, where the lettuce grows,
Joanna and Marian, everybody knows,
Fields full of green, tension on the rows,
Marian got thrown by Mark, yeah, that’s how it goes.

Joanna strong, she stands her ground,
Marian swinging, now he’s outta town,
In the plant game, she wears the crown,
Lettuce empire, she won’t back down.