i need to take a shit

Wheelchair Blues and Bathroom News
(Verse 1)
Sittin' here in my old chair,
Sun is shinin', breeze in my hair.
But oh, that feeling's startin' to grow,
A rumble in my gut, don’t say it’s so.
Remember last summer, the county fair?
Had some chili fries, now I'm in despair.
Every corn dog I ate, now I regret,
I can’t move fast—I'm stuck, you bet!
(Chorus)
Oh, Lord, I need a little help,
Thirty seconds 'til I lose myself.
Got the Wheelchair Blues, what can I do?
I’m just a man, and I’m feelin' so blue.
My heart's racin', time's slippin’ away,
Help me out, I’m beggin’, don’t make me stay!
(Verse 2)
I see my buddy, he’s fishin' by the lake,
Last time I was there, I caught a big snake.
But now I’m trapped, can’t reach for the phone,
Stomach's churning, I’m all on my own.
I smell the fresh grass, I taste the fear,
In this wheelchair prison, I wish I weren’t here.
Even the birds are singin' sweet,
But all I can think of is this urgent need to be free.
(Chorus)
Oh, Lord, I need a little help,
Thirty seconds 'til I lose myself.
Got the Wheelchair Blues, what can I do?
I’m just a man, and I’m feelin' so blue.
My heart's racin', time's slippin’ away,
Help me out, I’m beggin’, don’t make me stay!
(Bridge)
Remember the picnic, the blanket on the lawn?
I laughed with my family, until the dawn.
Now I’m wishin' for a way to escape,
But I’m just a man in this wheeled shape.
The scent of pine, the taste of sweet tea,
But I can’t enjoy it, oh, can’t you see?
(Chorus)
Oh, Lord, I need a little help,
Thirty seconds 'til I lose myself.
Got the Wheelchair Blues, what can I do?
I’m just a man, and I’m feelin' so blue.
My heart's racin', time's slippin’ away,
Help me out, I’m beggin’, don’t make me stay!
(Outro)
So if you hear me callin' from this old chair,
Just know I’m a man, with a desperate prayer.
Life’s too short for this bathroom plight,
Help me, my friend, I can’t hold on tight!
With Wheelchair Blues, I need a way out,
Just a little help, that’s what I’m about!