[Verse 1] Woke up late Alarm on snooze My brain said “work” My bed said “choose” Coffee on my shirt Shirt on backwards Tried to look cool Tripped over the cat first
[Chorus] My life’s a bit Of a badly written sitcom Laugh track plays Every time that I slip up If you hear a crash Don’t panic That’s just me (just me) Doing normal things Incorrectly
[Verse 2] Typed “Love you” fast To my group chat Now my dentist knows How I feel about that Waved at a stranger They waved behind me I kept on waving Like “yeah We’re family” (hey!)
[Chorus] My life’s a bit Of a badly written sitcom Laugh track plays Every time that I slip up If you hear a crash Don’t panic That’s just me (oh please) Doing normal things Incorrectly
[Bridge] GPS said “turn” I said “where?” It said “recalculating” Like it’s losing hair If common sense Was a loyalty card I’d have one stamp From trying too hard
[Chorus] My life’s a bit Of a badly written sitcom Laugh track plays Every time that I trip up If you see a mess Don’t worry That’s just me (just me) Doing daily life Hilariously
Стиль музыки
Upbeat acoustic pop with a jokey swagger; palm-muted guitar and bouncey bass under tight, dry drums. Male vocals with doubled hooks on the chorus, goofy gang shouts on punchlines. Verses stay talky and rhythmic, chorus opens with brighter chords and simple crowd-sing melody. Tiny clap break before the last hook for a playful reset.