Group Chat Circus

[Verse 1]
Woke up late
Alarm on snooze
My brain said “work”
My bed said “choose”
Coffee on my shirt
Shirt on backwards
Tried to look cool
Tripped over the cat first

[Chorus]
My life’s a bit
Of a badly written sitcom
Laugh track plays
Every time that I slip up
If you hear a crash
Don’t panic
That’s just me (just me)
Doing normal things
Incorrectly

[Verse 2]
Typed “Love you” fast
To my group chat
Now my dentist knows
How I feel about that
Waved at a stranger
They waved behind me
I kept on waving
Like “yeah
We’re family” (hey!)

[Chorus]
My life’s a bit
Of a badly written sitcom
Laugh track plays
Every time that I slip up
If you hear a crash
Don’t panic
That’s just me (oh please)
Doing normal things
Incorrectly

[Bridge]
GPS said “turn”
I said “where?”
It said “recalculating”
Like it’s losing hair
If common sense
Was a loyalty card
I’d have one stamp
From trying too hard

[Chorus]
My life’s a bit
Of a badly written sitcom
Laugh track plays
Every time that I trip up
If you see a mess
Don’t worry
That’s just me (just me)
Doing daily life
Hilariously