The Interviewer

It's kind of like a curse
I just want a woman with a book
Not one who stares at her cell phone
Because boredom barks at her

Where can I find her
How do I go about it?
The first sentence can't be dull
It has to punch, she has to get it right away:

OOH! A man who reads,
what else can he do?
I sometimes write poetry too
Should I go for it, massively frenetic?

Or should I play dumb, wink at her
If she's smart, she'll notice right away
The problem is, I look average
Only my voice blows me away

[chorus]
I've got it! I'll be the interviewer
Loneliness, ooh loneliness!
And does she have anything to say about it?
That's it, I'm not alone anymore