The Interviewer
v4
@Fredy Grosser
The Interviewer
v4
@Fredy Grosser
Lyrics
It's kind of like a curse
I just want a woman with a book
Not one who stares at her cell phone
Because boredom barks at her
Where can I find her
How do I go about it?
The first sentence can't be dull
It has to punch, she has to get it right away:
OOH! A man who reads,
what else can he do?
I sometimes write poetry too
Should I go for it, massively frenetic?
Or should I play dumb, wink at her
If she's smart, she'll notice right away
The problem is, I look average
Only my voice blows me away
[chorus]
I've got it! I'll be the interviewer
Loneliness, ooh loneliness!
And does she have anything to say about it?
That's it, I'm not alone anymore
I just want a woman with a book
Not one who stares at her cell phone
Because boredom barks at her
Where can I find her
How do I go about it?
The first sentence can't be dull
It has to punch, she has to get it right away:
OOH! A man who reads,
what else can he do?
I sometimes write poetry too
Should I go for it, massively frenetic?
Or should I play dumb, wink at her
If she's smart, she'll notice right away
The problem is, I look average
Only my voice blows me away
[chorus]
I've got it! I'll be the interviewer
Loneliness, ooh loneliness!
And does she have anything to say about it?
That's it, I'm not alone anymore
Style of Music
reporter, strings, piano, funny, male
