[Verse] A hero rises from his couch so torn Crumbs of chips his armor worn Remote in hand His battle horn
[Prechorus] The screen flickers The saga starts Epic music But popcorn farts
[Chorus] Dun-dun-dun The fate is near Will he save the world or spill his beer Dun-dun-dun The plot unfolds A clumsy savior Brave and bold
[Verse 2] Through shadows dark and lighting dim He trips He stumbles But never grim A hero’s quest with snacks and whim
[Bridge] The orchestra swells The stakes arise But he’s too busy swatting flies A moment of triumph A moment of grace Until he sneezes all over the place
[Chorus] Dun-dun-dun The fate is near Will he save the world or spill his beer Dun-dun-dun The plot unfolds A clumsy savior Brave and bold