Dramatic Beginnings

[Verse]
A hero rises from his couch so torn
Crumbs of chips his armor worn
Remote in hand
His battle horn

[Prechorus]
The screen flickers
The saga starts
Epic music
But popcorn farts

[Chorus]
Dun-dun-dun
The fate is near
Will he save the world or spill his beer
Dun-dun-dun
The plot unfolds
A clumsy savior
Brave and bold

[Verse 2]
Through shadows dark and lighting dim
He trips
He stumbles
But never grim
A hero’s quest with snacks and whim

[Bridge]
The orchestra swells
The stakes arise
But he’s too busy swatting flies
A moment of triumph
A moment of grace
Until he sneezes all over the place

[Chorus]
Dun-dun-dun
The fate is near
Will he save the world or spill his beer
Dun-dun-dun
The plot unfolds
A clumsy savior
Brave and bold