Beer with boys

JOOOOOOAKIM!!!
JOOONAAAAAAS!!!
ROOOOOOOBERT!!!

Barstools crack under fury and foam
We drink ’til our bones turn to stone
Jonas howls, glass in his hand
Joakim roars, too drunk to stand

In the haze of a Friday night war
Julia walks in — we scream “NO MORE!”
We crave no lips, no silky dress
We wanna see ROBERT… topless!

BEER! BLOOD! ROBERT’S CHEST!
No one wants Julia, we want the best!
RIP OFF THE SHIRT! FEEL THE FLAME!
ROBERT TOPLESS! Call his name!
JOAKIIIIIM!
JONAAAAAAS!
ROOOOOOOBERT!!!
Raging in the name of thirst!

Joakim breaks the keg with a roar
Jonas pukes on the sticky floor
But we rise like vikings reborn
Ritual chugging ’til the break of dawn

No mercy in the metal storm
No bras, no shame, we break the norm
Julia sighs, but we don’t care
ROBERT’S NIPPLES CUT THE AIR!

(Whisper-growled)
Steel and sweat
The gods have spoken
Beer in blood
The seal is broken…

BEER! BLOOD! ROBERT’S CHEST!
The night is young, we’re demon-possessed
JOOOONAAAAS!
JOAKIIIIIM!
ROOOOOOOOOOBERT!!!
Take it off… or face the rest!

WE DRINK TO ROBERT… NAKED GLORY!
HELL IS FULL… BUT WE’RE NOT SORRY!