Barstools crack under fury and foam We drink ’til our bones turn to stone Jonas howls, glass in his hand Joakim roars, too drunk to stand
In the haze of a Friday night war Julia walks in — we scream “NO MORE!” We crave no lips, no silky dress We wanna see ROBERT… topless!
BEER! BLOOD! ROBERT’S CHEST! No one wants Julia, we want the best! RIP OFF THE SHIRT! FEEL THE FLAME! ROBERT TOPLESS! Call his name! JOAKIIIIIM! JONAAAAAAS! ROOOOOOOBERT!!! Raging in the name of thirst!
Joakim breaks the keg with a roar Jonas pukes on the sticky floor But we rise like vikings reborn Ritual chugging ’til the break of dawn
No mercy in the metal storm No bras, no shame, we break the norm Julia sighs, but we don’t care ROBERT’S NIPPLES CUT THE AIR!
(Whisper-growled) Steel and sweat The gods have spoken Beer in blood The seal is broken…
BEER! BLOOD! ROBERT’S CHEST! The night is young, we’re demon-possessed JOOOONAAAAS! JOAKIIIIIM! ROOOOOOOOOOBERT!!! Take it off… or face the rest!
WE DRINK TO ROBERT… NAKED GLORY! HELL IS FULL… BUT WE’RE NOT SORRY!