Experiment Gone Astray

[Verse]
I built a rocket in my basement tight
Poured petrol and dreams to take flight
But the countdown clock just said no way
Another experiment gone astray
[Verse]
Mixed a potion said to turn lead to gold
In beakers cracked and stories old
But it fizzed and popped left me deflated
Wonder if Einstein ever felt so outdated
[Chorus]
Oh oh oh science doesn't love me
Oh oh oh it's all a mess you see
Tried to defy gravity what a twist
Stuck on Earth with a burnt-out wish
[Verse]
Coded an AI to take over the world
Just a chatbot sending cat pics instead
Going viral never seemed this vain
Got more glitches than a hurricane
[Verse]
Built a jetpack with some duct tape and steel
Dreamed of swooping past clouds unreal
But the thing blew up before my eyes
Now I’ve got soot stains in the skies
[Bridge]
Why does every plan backfire with a grin
Feels like the universe just won't let me win
I’ll keep dreaming and cutting corners tight
Cause failure hasn’t lost its fight