Stinky Espen's Anthem

[Verse]
Espen's got a secret every time he goes
A trail of mystery everybody knows
He dives into the loo like it's a magic show
But the smell he leaves behind is more like whoa
[Verse 2]
In every single office corridor he walks
People pinch their noses with clothespins and they stalk
They don't know what to say they can't begin to talk
With the air so thick like it's a smelly chalk
[Chorus]
Espen's on a mission making perfumes cry
When he leaves the toilet tears fall from the sky
Catch a whiff and wonder will I ever survive
He's the man the myth with the scent that’s alive
[Verse 3]
Supermarkets tremble when they see his face
Grannies drop their groceries picking up the pace
Espen's got a power that you can't replace
Leaving little clouds in his toilet space
[Bridge]
Oh Espen dear Espen is there a spray
To make the world right when you walk away
Portable tornadoes fresheners by May
Nothing can mask the scent that decides to stay
[Chorus]
Espen's on a mission making perfumes cry
When he leaves the toilet tears fall from the sky
Catch a whiff and wonder will I ever survive
He's the man the myth with the scent that’s alive