[Verse] Espen's got a secret every time he goes A trail of mystery everybody knows He dives into the loo like it's a magic show But the smell he leaves behind is more like whoa [Verse 2] In every single office corridor he walks People pinch their noses with clothespins and they stalk They don't know what to say they can't begin to talk With the air so thick like it's a smelly chalk [Chorus] Espen's on a mission making perfumes cry When he leaves the toilet tears fall from the sky Catch a whiff and wonder will I ever survive He's the man the myth with the scent that’s alive [Verse 3] Supermarkets tremble when they see his face Grannies drop their groceries picking up the pace Espen's got a power that you can't replace Leaving little clouds in his toilet space [Bridge] Oh Espen dear Espen is there a spray To make the world right when you walk away Portable tornadoes fresheners by May Nothing can mask the scent that decides to stay [Chorus] Espen's on a mission making perfumes cry When he leaves the toilet tears fall from the sky Catch a whiff and wonder will I ever survive He's the man the myth with the scent that’s alive