[Verse] Oh here come the Pissed Drunk Cocks in the rink at break of dawn Jay and Neil on defense they hold the line strong BC on the wing speed like a sonic burst Gammy in the slot ready to quench his thirst [Chorus] We skate we shoot we never fade Pissed Drunk Cocks yeah we got it made On the ice we rule the game Other teams will learn our name [Verse 2] Jay's got the puck he’s cool and calm under fire Neil blocking shots sparking the crowd’s desire BC’s the rocket man moving like the breeze Gammy planting shots bringing goalies to their knees [Bridge] Hustling in the corner fighting till we drop Every period’s a battle we don’t know how to stop Gammy lurking silent ready for his cue One-timer explosion you know what he’ll do [Chorus] We skate we shoot we never fade Pissed Drunk Cocks yeah we got it made On the ice we rule the game Other teams will learn our name [Verse 3] We’re warriors on the ice no doubt about that Slapshots like thunder and checks like a bat In the rink we’re fearless hearts pounding loud Pissed Drunk Cocks make our hometown proud