The Pissed Drunk Cocks

[Verse]
Oh here come the Pissed Drunk Cocks in the rink at break of dawn
Jay and Neil on defense they hold the line strong
BC on the wing speed like a sonic burst
Gammy in the slot ready to quench his thirst
[Chorus]
We skate we shoot we never fade
Pissed Drunk Cocks yeah we got it made
On the ice we rule the game
Other teams will learn our name
[Verse 2]
Jay's got the puck he’s cool and calm under fire
Neil blocking shots sparking the crowd’s desire
BC’s the rocket man moving like the breeze
Gammy planting shots bringing goalies to their knees
[Bridge]
Hustling in the corner fighting till we drop
Every period’s a battle we don’t know how to stop
Gammy lurking silent ready for his cue
One-timer explosion you know what he’ll do
[Chorus]
We skate we shoot we never fade
Pissed Drunk Cocks yeah we got it made
On the ice we rule the game
Other teams will learn our name
[Verse 3]
We’re warriors on the ice no doubt about that
Slapshots like thunder and checks like a bat
In the rink we’re fearless hearts pounding loud
Pissed Drunk Cocks make our hometown proud