Big Plates, Small Problems

[Verse]
Plate so huge, call it King Kong feasting
Tiny servings, man, that’s what I’m beastin’
Stack 'em up high, skyscraper on a dish
More meat than my opps can ever wish

[Verse 2]
Fork in hand, battle like a gladiator
Portion wars, call me the size negotiator
Pan try’s full, had to hire a doorman
Bite so big, jaws of a conman

[Chorus]
Portions so massive, life’s pretty passive
Food so piled, fork swingin’ like an asset
Big plates, small problems, appetite colossal
Control my meals, I’m the portion apostle

[Verse 3]
Mac and cheese mountain, don’t need snow gear
Burger so thick, gave up on veneers
Soup bowl lagoon, swimmin' in chowder
Steak so wide, cut loses its power

[Bridge]
Snack-sized packets, get tossed out windows
Buffet hangout, treat it like a meadow
Carbs on overload, sauce like a tidal wave
Size do justice, meals I do save

[Verse 4]
Cereal in a bucket, wake up droppin' jaws
Overflow the pasta, breakin’ me laws
Pour it till it spills, abundance, that’s real
Sit back, relax, large portion's the deal