The forest along the road is green, Where griffon hides on trees are seen. Bend down too far — you’ll feel the horn, Another lesson from Molestia born!
Here comes the Endless Griffin Wood, We spin them 'round, just like we should. We raise Celestia’s banner high — Who wants some cake? Then come and try!
One griffin mocked the pony crowd, Laughed at them long, she was quite loud. But ponies kindly pardoned Gilda — After they spun her like a wheel-a!
We raise the banner of the moon, Who wants some cider? Follow soon!
The dogs came out from Diamond Caves, With manners bad, like wild knaves. They raided Rarity’s fine store — She spun them 'round and out the door!