The long-nosed, narrow-oval, pale faces, the indefinable knowing smile and the strange glasses. Since I was 10 years old, I have adored these girls. One such girl kissed me on the mouth for the first time during a game of hide and seek at a birthday party. The first kiss of my life! Fortunately, I never recovered from that kiss, and I still believe today that long-nosed girls who kiss shy boys on the mouth at family gatherings will never be interested in a roast pork. [chorus] I don't want to imagine any kind of work for pale girls with glasses. They are often very clever and always extremely suspicious. Like me.