That's an ugly, ugly baby!

[Chorus]
That's an ugly, Ugly baby..
Lord save us all!
it's gonna grow to be ten feet tall.
Lock the doors and hide the snack's, put your eyes behind your head, and watch your backs.
Ugly damn thing gonna eat us all.
Oh baby, oh baby.
Cuz that's an ugly ugly baby!
Ugly ugly baby.
Ugly ugly baby.
Baby!
[verse]
Well I gotta call from a friend of mine.
His wife had given birth and she was on the mend. So I told him I would come down for the weekend.
I went down the hall peeked my head into the nursery, and you wouldn't believe just what I saw, my heart it skipped a beat, and found slack in my jaw. No I couldn't comprehend all of these thoughts floating round in my skull.
Is that squid looking back at me, or broccoli?
Man is this a joke, or some sick kind of comedy?
[Chorus]
Cuz that's an ugly, Ugly baby.
Lord save us all!
You know it's gonna grow to be ten feet tall
.
Lock the doors and hide the snack's, put your eyes behind your head, and watch your backs.
That damn ugly thing gonna grow mean and strong.
Oh the Damn ugly thing gonna eat us all!!
[Verse]
oh, it's eyes are strange and crazy, and both of them are lazy. Skin so pale and hazy. Is that drool, or is it gravy?
It's ears are too wide apart, stretch Armstrong skin, and a face like baboon ass, it's looking side to side, it's back is hairy, and it's full of gas shaking like a leaf. Did it just rip ass?
And in my head I struggle to do the math
I can't believe the two of you could come together
And shit out something like that..
[Chorus]
Cuz that's an ugly, Ugly baby..
Lord save us all!
it's gonna grow ten feet tall.
Lock the doors and hide the snack's, put your eyes behind you head, and watch your backs.
That ugly thing gonna eat us all.
That damn ugly gonna grow mean and strong.
Oh Lord save us all!
we better act fast.
Hide the crayons, and hide the snack's. Hide the teddy grahams, and hide grandma's grass.
Cuz that's an ugly ugly baby
Then it smiled it's teeth at me, and I discovered a new fear.
Cuz that's a fucking ugly baby
If you see that thing in the wild don't let it get a hold of you.
Cuz that's such a Fucking ugly baby.
Don't let it get hold of you.
It's so vile, and so foul, like something from a swamp.
Oh ugly ugly baby.
Baby!
Drop it of back at the zoo.
Cuz that's an ugly, ugly baby.
Go home and try something new.
Cuz that's a fucking ugly baby!
Lord save us all!
Ugly, ugly baby.
Ugly, ugly baby.
Oh Baby!