Ho Ho Ha Ha

[Verse]
Santa's got a new ride it's a bright red tandem bike
Reindeers taking holidays this year they strike
Elf on a skateboard grooves down the lane
Rudolph's in a hot tub sipping candy cane
[Verse 2]
Snowmen having dance-offs with the Christmas lights
Gingerbread cookies rolling up snowballs so tight
Tinsel tangled like our grandma's knitting yarn
Polar bears breakdancing on the front yard lawn
[Chorus]
Ho ho ha ha Christmas time's a laugh
Hot cocoa mustaches little ones in scarves
Jingle bells that sound like giggles in the snow
Mistletoe surprises till everyone’s aglow
[Verse 3]
Grandpa's wearing antlers playing tambourine
Mom sings carols with a voice so keen
Dad's in pajamas wearing snow boots on his feet
Christmas pudding dancing doing jigs on repeat
[Bridge]
Stockings hung on the chimney too high to see
Cats are sleeping in them hap-pi-ly
Turkey in the oven doing the cha cha cha
Uncle fell asleep just because ha ha
[Chorus]
Ho ho ha ha Christmas time's a laugh
Hot cocoa mustaches little ones in scarves
Jingle bells that sound like giggles in the snow
Mistletoe surprises till everyone’s aglow