How Many Cats Is Too Many?

[Verse]
One cat's a friend
Two's a pair
Three on the couch
Fur everywhere
Four on the counter
Stealing my toast
Five in the bathroom
They're the host

[Prechorus]
Six in the kitchen
Playing with yarn
Seven on the porch
They're raising alarm

[Chorus]
How many cats is too many cats
Before the world whispers behind your back
Crazy catlady
Is it true
But look at these faces
What would you do

[Verse 2]
Eight on the windowsill
Chasing the sun
Nine in the closet
Oh
What have I done
Ten on the bed
My space is gone
Eleven's outside
A feline dawn

[Bridge]
They climb
They scratch
They rule the hall
I’m just the human
Servant to them all
Their meows echo like a choir divine
But twelve cats later
Is this still fine

[Chorus]
How many cats is too many cats
Before the world whispers behind your back
Crazy catlady
Call me what you will
But I’ll love these furballs
Forever until