Moom

[Verse 1]
You’re sending selfies from a rocket
I’m in pajamas at the store
You say the moon’s just kinda boring
I say my couch has so much more

You’ve got that helmet hair all floating
I’ve got my coffee going cold
You say you’re chasing constellations
I’m chasing coupons like they’re gold


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[Chorus]
Call me on the moon, baby, don’t hang up
Tell me all the gossip while you sip from your cup
Call me on the moon, I’ll be right down here
Dancing in my slippers like it’s New Year’s cheer


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[Verse 2]
You said the stars are all just freckles
On a giant cosmic face
I said my neighbor’s cat is famous
She just won the feline race

We talk about our future castles
Mine’s got a pool, yours has a slide
You say you’ll beam me up for dinner
I say, “Only if there’s fries.”


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[Chorus]
Call me on the moon, baby, don’t hang up
Tell me all the gossip while you sip from your cup
Call me on the moon, I’ll be right down here
Dancing in my slippers like it’s New Year’s cheer


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[Bridge]
Zero gravity and you’re still a mess
I’m dropping popcorn on my brand new dress
We’re galaxies apart but it’s still so true
No matter where we are, I’m stuck with you


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[Outro]
Call me on the moon… yeah, call me on the moon
From the cheese to the crust, I’m still loving you soon