Diarrhea

(Verse 1)
Woke up feelin' queasy, stomach's in a knot
Racin' to the bathroom, can't stop the clot
Liquid fire shootin' out, it's a bloody hell
Diarrhea and farts, a tale I'll tell
(Chorus)
Oh, diarrhea and bloody farts
A symphony of pain, right from the starts
It's a gassy, watery mess
That leaves you feelin' like a useless mess
(Verse 2)
Farts that rip and tear, like a sonic boom
So loud they shake the room, it's like a bloody doom
They leave a trail of stench, a foul odor in the air
Makes me want to hide, like a deer in a lair
(Verse 3)
Toilet paper's useless, it's a soggy mess
I'm wiping and wiping, but it's never less
My bathroom's a battleground, a bloody scene
Where diarrhea and farts have been so mean
(Chorus)
Oh, diarrhea and bloody farts
A symphony of pain, right from the starts
It's a gassy, watery mess
That leaves you feelin' like a useless mess
(Bridge)
I try to laugh it off, but it's hard to do
When my insides are in a state of blue
I wish for just one day of sweet relief
But it seems this nightmare will never leave
(Verse 4)
I'm weak and exhausted, my body's worn
This bloody diarrhea has got me torn
I stumble to my bed, and try to rest
But the pain won't stop, it's at its best
(Chorus)
Oh, diarrhea and bloody farts
A symphony of pain, right from the starts
It's a gassy, watery mess
That leaves you feelin' like a useless mess
(Outro)
I'll never forget this day, so full of strife
When diarrhea and farts took over my life
May this song serve as a warning to all
That bloody farts and diarrhea can truly maul