Felix

It was just a little wiggle in the middle
Of the room and I never stood chance
Mister Felix had a Kleenex and he's
Mean as fuck but the little wiggle
Of his jiggle is anything but
Easy peasy lemon squeezy
To not let him steal your heart
Only the lonely ones
Can manage not to hear his loud ass bark
Because Felix is a good boy
Yes he is
Felix is a good old boy oh yes he is
He likes to run and play
Oh well that's because he's gay oh yay
Ohhhhhh woahhhhh yes he is
Woah Felix is a good puppy doggy
Yes he is
There's not a chance that his pants
Can't prance around dance or can't
See another animal without freaking out
He'll smother another younger pupper
Holy wars weather the old beagle snout
Laminating profit making taking
Trivial monumental currency exchange
Era of a destination greed breed and fees
To the endless tailor-made mad made
Renegade made hate take the money
And the honey a temporary Band-Aid
Well my friends I must dividend the red
Blood the coarse through my veins
Please take this gift from me my friends
My life's now complete I approach the end
But no shame or blame here my friend
I sit and admit there's nothing better then
Being right here with my dog Felix
My best friend