The Market
v6 Mini
@Billbob Cipherpants
The Market
v6 Mini
@Billbob Cipherpants
Lyrics
[INTRO — Sunny market ambience, chatter, footsteps, rattling carts. A funky bass and Accordeon starts playing. Ska guitar joins. Bongos and cowbells enter. Brass section warms up.]
[Spoken Words — FRUIT SELLER, loud and cheerful]
FRESH FRUIT!
FRESH FRUIT!
ONLY SLIGHTLY RADIOACTIVE!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
How slightly?!
[Spoken Words — FRUIT SELLER]
Depends on the weather!
[BRASS BREAK — Comical Accordeon blast, trombone slide, bouncy tuba riff]
[Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT]
BEST TOOLS IN TOWN!
HAMMERS! WRENCHES!
THINGS I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
What's that thing?
[Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT]
Twenty caps!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
But what does it DO?!
[Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT]
Thirty caps!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Funky ska groove, brass answers with cheeky staccato riffs]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, alarmed]
HEY! HEY!
THAT KID STOLE MY APPLE!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO, relaxed]
Nah, they're just playing.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
Oh. Right.
[Short pause]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, louder]
WAIT!
MY HAT'S GONE TOO!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
Playing.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
AND MY SHOES?!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
...Very talented children.
[BRASS SECTION — Huge comic trombone fall, rapid Accordeon flourish]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO, shouting]
JUST PLAY ALONG!
[CHANT — CROWD, rhythmic singing, short and punchy]
HEY! HEY!
PLAY ALONG!
HEY! HEY!
ALL DAY LONG!
[INSTRUMENTAL BRASS BREAK — Wild Balkan Accordeon, tuba bass, ska guitar, congas, handclaps, no vocals]
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
FRESH CHICKEN FIVE CAPS!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
TWO CAPS!
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
TEN CAPS!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
THAT'S MORE THAN BEFORE!
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
Premium chicken!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
What's premium about it?!
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
IT CAN DANCE!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
Prove it!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Ridiculous dancing chicken Accordeon riff, funky bass, cowbells, crowd laughter]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — ADULT, theatrical outrage]
MY HAT!
YOU LITTLE BANDIT!
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — CHILD]
Catch me if you can!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Fast playful chase groove, Accordeon racing, trombone slides, handclaps]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[ADULT CHANT — CROWD, joyful rhythmic singing]
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
JUST PLAY ALONG!
WHERE'S MY STUFF?!
IT'S IN THE SONG!
HEY! HEY!
PLAY ALONG!
HEY! HEY!
ALL DAY LONG!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Big celebratory funk solo, wild Accordeon, ska guitar, Latin percussion, cheering market crowd]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
Hey... where's my apple?
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
On your head.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
...Oh.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
And your hat?
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
On the donkey.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
And your shoes?
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
...The donkey's wearing those too.
[IMPRO SECTION — Comical dramatic fanfare]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — CHILD]
[CHILD] HEY, YOU!
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult, Spoken Words — CHILD]
[CHILD] WANNA PLAY?!
[FINAL INSTRUMENTAL ESCALATION — Explosive Balkan brass, funky ska bass, Accordeon and trombones trading solos, congas, timbales, clapping, laughing, dancing, chaotic joyful street festival]
[CHANT — ALL, ecstatic, rhythmic]
HEY! HEY!
PLAY ALONG!
HEY! HEY!
ALL DAY LONG!
[INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO — Huge playful brass finale, stomping crowd, cowbell, one final absurd trombone slide]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, distant]
...WHO STOLE MY COWBELL?!
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — CHILD, distant]
[Child] JUST PLAY ALONG!
[END — One final tuba honk]
[INTRO — Sunny market ambience, chatter, footsteps, rattling carts. A funky bass and Accordeon starts playing. Ska guitar joins. Bongos and cowbells enter. Brass section warms up.] [Spoken Words — FRUIT SELLER, loud and cheerful] FRESH FRUIT! FRESH FRUIT! ONLY SLIGHTLY RADIOACTIVE! [Spoken Words — CUSTOMER] How slightly?! [Spoken Words — FRUIT SELLER] Depends on the weather! [BRASS BREAK — Comical Accordeon blast, trombone slide, bouncy tuba riff] [Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT] BEST TOOLS IN TOWN! HAMMERS! WRENCHES! THINGS I DON'T EVEN KNOW! [Spoken Words — CUSTOMER] What's that thing? [Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT] Twenty caps! [Spoken Words — CUSTOMER] But what does it DO?! [Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT] Thirty caps! [INSTRUMENTAL — Funky ska groove, brass answers with cheeky staccato riffs] [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, alarmed] HEY! HEY! THAT KID STOLE MY APPLE! [Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO, relaxed] Nah, they're just playing. [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE] Oh. Right. [Short pause] [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, louder] WAIT! MY HAT'S GONE TOO! [Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO] Playing. [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE] AND MY SHOES?! [Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO] ...Very talented children. [BRASS SECTION — Huge comic trombone fall, rapid Accordeon flourish] [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE] WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! [Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO, shouting] JUST PLAY ALONG! [CHANT — CROWD, rhythmic singing, short and punchy] HEY! HEY! PLAY ALONG! HEY! HEY! ALL DAY LONG! [INSTRUMENTAL BRASS BREAK — Wild Balkan Accordeon, tuba bass, ska guitar, congas, handclaps, no vocals] [Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER] FRESH CHICKEN FIVE CAPS! [Spoken Words — CUSTOMER] TWO CAPS! [Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER] TEN CAPS! [Spoken Words — CUSTOMER] THAT'S MORE THAN BEFORE! [Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER] Premium chicken! [Spoken Words — CUSTOMER] What's premium about it?! [Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER] IT CAN DANCE! [Spoken Words — CUSTOMER] Prove it! [INSTRUMENTAL — Ridiculous dancing chicken Accordeon riff, funky bass, cowbells, crowd laughter] [Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult] [Spoken Words — ADULT, theatrical outrage] MY HAT! YOU LITTLE BANDIT! [Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult] [Spoken Words — CHILD] Catch me if you can! [INSTRUMENTAL — Fast playful chase groove, Accordeon racing, trombone slides, handclaps] [Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult] [ADULT CHANT — CROWD, joyful rhythmic singing] WHAT'S GOING ON?! JUST PLAY ALONG! WHERE'S MY STUFF?! IT'S IN THE SONG! HEY! HEY! PLAY ALONG! HEY! HEY! ALL DAY LONG! [INSTRUMENTAL — Big celebratory funk solo, wild Accordeon, ska guitar, Latin percussion, cheering market crowd] [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE] Hey... where's my apple? [Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO] On your head. [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE] ...Oh. [Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO] And your hat? [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE] On the donkey. [Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO] And your shoes? [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE] ...The donkey's wearing those too. [IMPRO SECTION — Comical dramatic fanfare] [Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult] [Spoken Words — CHILD] [CHILD] HEY, YOU! [Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult, Spoken Words — CHILD] [CHILD] WANNA PLAY?! [FINAL INSTRUMENTAL ESCALATION — Explosive Balkan brass, funky ska bass, Accordeon and trombones trading solos, congas, timbales, clapping, laughing, dancing, chaotic joyful street festival] [CHANT — ALL, ecstatic, rhythmic] HEY! HEY! PLAY ALONG! HEY! HEY! ALL DAY LONG! [INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO — Huge playful brass finale, stomping crowd, cowbell, one final absurd trombone slide] [Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult] [Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, distant] ...WHO STOLE MY COWBELL?! [Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult] [Spoken Words — CHILD, distant] [Child] JUST PLAY ALONG! [END — One final tuba honk][Spoken Words — FRUIT SELLER, loud and cheerful]
FRESH FRUIT!
FRESH FRUIT!
ONLY SLIGHTLY RADIOACTIVE!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
How slightly?!
[Spoken Words — FRUIT SELLER]
Depends on the weather!
[BRASS BREAK — Comical Accordeon blast, trombone slide, bouncy tuba riff]
[Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT]
BEST TOOLS IN TOWN!
HAMMERS! WRENCHES!
THINGS I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
What's that thing?
[Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT]
Twenty caps!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
But what does it DO?!
[Spoken Words — TOOL MERCHANT]
Thirty caps!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Funky ska groove, brass answers with cheeky staccato riffs]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, alarmed]
HEY! HEY!
THAT KID STOLE MY APPLE!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO, relaxed]
Nah, they're just playing.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
Oh. Right.
[Short pause]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, louder]
WAIT!
MY HAT'S GONE TOO!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
Playing.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
AND MY SHOES?!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
...Very talented children.
[BRASS SECTION — Huge comic trombone fall, rapid Accordeon flourish]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO, shouting]
JUST PLAY ALONG!
[CHANT — CROWD, rhythmic singing, short and punchy]
HEY! HEY!
PLAY ALONG!
HEY! HEY!
ALL DAY LONG!
[INSTRUMENTAL BRASS BREAK — Wild Balkan Accordeon, tuba bass, ska guitar, congas, handclaps, no vocals]
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
FRESH CHICKEN FIVE CAPS!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
TWO CAPS!
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
TEN CAPS!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
THAT'S MORE THAN BEFORE!
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
Premium chicken!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
What's premium about it?!
[Spoken Words — CHICKEN SELLER]
IT CAN DANCE!
[Spoken Words — CUSTOMER]
Prove it!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Ridiculous dancing chicken Accordeon riff, funky bass, cowbells, crowd laughter]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — ADULT, theatrical outrage]
MY HAT!
YOU LITTLE BANDIT!
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — CHILD]
Catch me if you can!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Fast playful chase groove, Accordeon racing, trombone slides, handclaps]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[ADULT CHANT — CROWD, joyful rhythmic singing]
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
JUST PLAY ALONG!
WHERE'S MY STUFF?!
IT'S IN THE SONG!
HEY! HEY!
PLAY ALONG!
HEY! HEY!
ALL DAY LONG!
[INSTRUMENTAL — Big celebratory funk solo, wild Accordeon, ska guitar, Latin percussion, cheering market crowd]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
Hey... where's my apple?
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
On your head.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
...Oh.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
And your hat?
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
On the donkey.
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT TWO]
And your shoes?
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE]
...The donkey's wearing those too.
[IMPRO SECTION — Comical dramatic fanfare]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — CHILD]
[CHILD] HEY, YOU!
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult, Spoken Words — CHILD]
[CHILD] WANNA PLAY?!
[FINAL INSTRUMENTAL ESCALATION — Explosive Balkan brass, funky ska bass, Accordeon and trombones trading solos, congas, timbales, clapping, laughing, dancing, chaotic joyful street festival]
[CHANT — ALL, ecstatic, rhythmic]
HEY! HEY!
PLAY ALONG!
HEY! HEY!
ALL DAY LONG!
[INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO — Huge playful brass finale, stomping crowd, cowbell, one final absurd trombone slide]
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — MERCHANT ONE, distant]
...WHO STOLE MY COWBELL?!
[Ensure the correct assignment of ADULT and CHILD, CHILD spoken by a Child, ADULT spoken by an Adult]
[Spoken Words — CHILD, distant]
[Child] JUST PLAY ALONG!
[END — One final tuba honk]
Style of Music
Sunny post-apocalyptic street market party, 122 BPM, infectious Balkan funk mixed with upbeat ska, Energetic percussion
