Two Fools and a Goat (And Mary Poppins Too

They said, “Let’s make a website
For a travel agency so grand!”
But these two fools were clueless—
They messed up every plan.
They tried to code a homepage,
Got lost in lines of text,
Before they knew, the server blew,
And guess what happened next?
Chorus:
It turned into a porn site
With goats and Mary Poppins on the screen,
They mixed up all the code lines
And made the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen.
Clients called the cops,
The jokes just wouldn’t stop—
Now two fools are sittin’ in jail,
Thinking, “Where did it all go wrong?”
Outro:
Yeah, they tried to build a travel page,
But oh, the trouble they unleashed—
Two fools, a goat, and Mary P.
Landed them in jail, at least!