Dissing yo' dog

[Verse]
Why yo' mutt looking so strange?
One ear up, and da fuck wit that? one crusty lazy eye pointed.. is it up? Is it down, is it looking at me or staring off into the sky, looking so ugly even making children cry
Say it's name is Jeff, but with breff and a big ol' gut like that, more like Jeff fat ma'ma
That dog got more rolls then an ugly ugly baby do.
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh Girl
We're talking that trash at the dog park
[Verse 2]
You bring Jeff to the park again
his three legged ass limps by
Three legs, bad breath, and retard crazy lazy eye, tongue stretched, and leathery from eating his own bung
Like hot mess mom, like hot mess dog
That's a hot mess dog
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Oh Baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh girl!
[Chorus]
Got a face only a mother could love
Bitch!
Nother way of saying that thing needs to be put down
Down with my disses
Down with my disses
It's a sickness
We're talking that trash
Trashing talking your dog, at the dog park
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Trashing your dog at the dog park
And we're Ripping, and dissing on your dog at the dog park
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh girl!
[Verse 3]
That lazy eye leads Jeff astray
Can't fetch a ball, Jeff's far to lame, far to lame baby!
But if there was a prize for licking balls all day he would be in a hall of fame, you know he'd take the cake, he would be the main attraction baby.
Your dog so ugly he Couldn't win best in show, if no other dogs were around
No other dogs were around
Take it down to the Pound, to the Pound
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Who's next?
[Verse 4]
Hey man, I like your shirt, fat puppies need love too! & I understand
Every dog deserves a treat, a Scooby snack, a breath mint, or a pile of meat.
Every dog deserves a big ol' belly rub, from time to time, and a walk at the park
But every time you bring little stink shit Skittles round I can't help but barf!!
Yo dog so ugly you have to tape a squeaky toy to yo' dog, to get the kids to play with it man! Yo' dog that ugly bruh
Ha ha ha ha
That's an ugly dog bitch, needs to be put DOWN
Down with my disses
Down with my disses
It's a sickness
We're talking that trash
Take it down to the Pound, to the Pound
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Trashing your dog at the dog park
Who's next?
Trashing talking your dog, at the dog park
[Chorus]
[Outro]