I’d Do Anything for Support (But I Won’t Do That)

Verse 1
And I would do anything for support,
I’d track down bugs, I’d fix reports,
I’d troubleshoot your emails, oh, day and night,
Guide you through installs till it’s running just right.
Pre-Chorus
And I would check your files and your sync,
Ensure your data doesn’t sink,
Help you with permissions and updates too,
All the SharePoint quirks and Outlook blues.
Chorus
But I won’t do that, oh no, I won’t do that,
Don’t ask me to breach compliance, ignore the SLA,
Don’t request we override, when it’s clearly not the way,
No, I won’t do that.
Verse 2
I’ll help you reset passwords, I'll fix your Teams,
Resolve those error codes from your strangest dreams,
I’ll guide your migrations, data in and out,
I’ll even manage Intune, without a doubt.
Pre-Chorus
And I’ll make sure you have the apps you need,
Office flows smooth and fast with speed,
Protect your files, keep them secure,
You’ll have our support—that’s for sure!
Chorus
But I won’t do that, oh no, I won’t do that,
Don’t ask for policy bypass, or to take a little “shortcut,”
Don’t expect us to ignore security for that one-off cut,
No, I won’t do that.
Bridge
Some days I’ll set up your systems,
And help restore your lost connections,
Some days you’ll call on us with barely a soun