[Verse] You want the crown the shining light But three AM knows no delight Endless papers coffee stains Trading sleep for sharpened brains [Verse 2] Professors smile with all their might While they poke your flaws in plain sight Oh the joy of endless drafts Climbing higher maniacal laughs [Chorus] Here's to the pain of the PhD run More like misery masked as fun Who needs friends when you have stress Welcome to the scholar's mess [Verse 3] Lab coats papers piling high Tears fill the beaker you just sigh Impostor syndrome's all the rage Anxiety your tutor sage [Bridge] Oh the thrill of deadlines tight Living on Red Bull every night The knowledge gained what’s it worth When you've lost your love your mirth [Verse 4] Empty wallet empty soul Yet you trudge to meet the goal Smug faces in the faculty None will see your silent plea