The real smart students

Yo, listen up, 'cause I'm about to spit some fire, 'Bout two students, one's a swine, the other's got the wire,
Meet Swiney McSwinface, he's on the farm team, Makin' bacon, gettin' that dough, it's his dream, He's got a degree in hog-wrasslin', But his future's lookin' grim, ain't nothin' but slop and grime,
Now meet Electric Eddie, he's the tech whiz kid, Got a degree in circuitry, he can make a computer gig, He's the go-to guy when your laptop's dead, But little do they know, these two are in bed,
With Professor Peculiar, who's runnin' wild, Gimme that A+, or else you'll be denied, They're studyin' hard, day and night, But they won't stop till they pass this test right,
Swiney's got his pig-farmin' skills down pat, Eddie's got his coding game on lock, that's a fact, But when it comes to this exam, they're both feelin' stressed, Got their fingers crossed, hopin' they passed,
Professor Peculiar walks in, looks at their work, Grades it quick, then starts to smirk, "Well done, boys," he says with a grin, "You both aced it! Now let's celebrate within!"
Swiney and Eddie high-five, they're on cloud nine, Their futures bright, no more stressin', they're gonna shine, One's makin' bacon, the other's code, Both of 'em winners, ain't nobody gonna stop 'em, yo!
So if you're ever in a bind, just remember these two, Swiney and Eddie, they made it through, Believe in yourself, never give up the quest, And always keep your grades on top of the rest!