Escalation

We're at the pub, drinking beer in peace
When some asshole asks what I'm doing here?
I say, hey, you're in a bad mood today?
Stay calm, or I'll get up!
He won't leave it alone, kicks my wife's pumps
I say very calmly: “They cost 30,000 cents”
He throws a left hook right in my face
“I've got a black belt, that's all I'll say“
[chorus]
The pub is so cool tonight
The pub is so cool tonight
Escalation!
The door springs open, his buddies, three of them
Black robes, something black in their hands
They look like they've just come from a ghost train
I've had a belt for a long time, 6th Dan!
Now I have to go before Police asks me
The landlord knows nothing and the regulars are well-behaved
I was ready for peace one more time!
The landlord is satisfied: a free beer for life
[chorus]
The landlord is so cool today
The landlord is so cool today
Escalation!