Can Swing My Sword Lyrics [Intro] Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword [Verse 1] You cannot afford, ‘ford ‘Ford my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! [Verse 2] No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna [Chorus] Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword [Verse 3] Once I hit the floorboards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write-off! [Verse 4] Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! [Verse 5] That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freakin’ diamonds If you don't, you're lyin' But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you’re probably jealous!