Down Beneath the Bayou

[Verse]
Down beneath the bayou, where the muddy rivers flow,
Folks with odd contraptions, puttin' on a show.
Suitin' up in gear, whispering no one knows,
They're Kiss Sidewinder divers, how they breathe, it just blows!
[Chorus]
Kiss Sidewinder divers, with their tanks and hoses tight,
Down in murky waters, in the middle of the night.
Bubblin’ and a-singin’, feelin’ weightless in the dark,
Wishin’ for a gator, just to give their life a spark.
[Verse]
Ol' Johnny strapped his flippers, lookin’ like a sci-fi king,
Hummin' "Jolene" underwater, now that’s a funny thing.
Lucy’s mask is steamin', she don’t see a single thing,
Fish’re laughing at 'em, like a clown car with a spring.
[Chorus]
Kiss Sidewinder divers, with their tanks and hoses tight,
Down in murky waters, in the middle of the night.
Bubblin’ and a-singin’, feelin’ weightless in the dark,
Wishin’ for a gator, just to give their life a spark.
[Verse]
Down in the reeds, there’s a sight to behold,
A diver dancin' cha-cha, in a wetsuit covered in mold.
He's flirtin’ with a catfish, thinkin' love's been sold,
Caught up in a tango, underwater and bold.
[Bridge]
Sally’s hollerin’ bubbles, tryin’ to talk to Fred,
But all that comes out, is a rushin' sound instead.
Guess they'll swap their stories, when they’re back on land,
Sidewindin' divin’ ain't for folks who ain't got a plan.