The gardeners are anxiously whispering: The ivy whispers in the dark Something is brewing They should gather all over Europe! Clans have formed There were also big meetings Centipedes were there: Tentacles to tank tracks Large-leaved Irish ivy Eighteen thirty-eight discovered It's brave, a good climber 20 metres upwards – respect! There are geniuses among the Irish: ‘Future Crawler-Chains’ Discussion with centipedes It's got potential, we bet Europe is now fearful We ivy people are registering this closely Language from dark times And cowardice plus kowtowing! The Italians‘ suggestion is ho ho, simply ingenious Sweetening our poisonous leaves With candy colours quite brutally The Germans are retooling Tentacles on crawler chain The French are observing: ’Ivyans! Save Europe" [chorus] Nature completely rebellious Heat, cold, famine ‘Apocalypse’ the people scream We'll all be dead soon.