The Doggiest Dog

She’s Elsa, she’s 9, she’s got some sass,
A German shepherd with a lot of class.
Speaks three languages, yeah, she’s real bright,
But only eats eggs and rice at night!
She barks at dogs, except the long ones,
Dachshunds are cool, the rest—she’s done.
Farts a lot? Oh yeah, it’s true,
She’ll clear a room quicker than you!
(Chorus)
Elsa’s the doggiest dog you’ll ever see,
Grumbling, farting, tummy-tickling spree.
She licks everything, she don’t care,
With her, there's no need for fancy flair!
Elsa’s the doggiest dog, that’s right,
She’ll steal your heart day and night!
(Verse 2)
She loves to lick, she loves to sniff,
Tickle her belly, she’s in pure bliss.
Grumbles every time she makes a move,
But when she’s happy, she’s in the groove!
No dachshunds, no stress, but the rest beware,
She’ll bark at them without a care.
But with a tummy rub, she’s all chill,
Elsa’s a queen, she’s got the skill!
(Chorus)
Elsa’s the doggiest dog you’ll ever see,
Grumbling, farting, tummy-tickling spree.
She licks everything, she don’t care,
With her, there's no need for fancy flair!
Elsa’s the doggiest dog, that’s right,
She’ll steal your heart day and night!
(Outro)
So here’s to Elsa, the queen of the pack,
She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s got your back.
With every bark and every lick,
She’s the doggiest dog, quick as a whip!