The Tale of the Salty King

[Verse]
Once there was a king so salty so proud
He ruled his land like a thundercloud
His crown tilted his robe a mess
He laughed at chaos
Cared for less

[Chorus]
Oh Salty King
Oh what a scene
You turned the world into your dream
A tale untold
A twist unseen
All hail the salty king supreme

[Verse 2]
In his court
A bear danced slow
A fish sang songs no one could know
He dined on bread
No butter spread
He said
“Why share? It’s mine instead”

[Prechorus]
But whispers rose in the castle halls
A king too salty always falls

[Chorus]
Oh Salty King
Oh what a scene
You turned the world into your dream
A tale untold
A twist unseen
All hail the salty king supreme

[Bridge]
Then one day a storm rolled in
A ship arrived with a sly old grin
Three sisters stepped out
Tales to spin
And the Salty King let them begin