Goosdaera

[intro]
[Speaker 2] Alright
[Speaker 1] after autumn. Ask anyone around the area about accuracy. Arctic activities are abundant, astonishing, astounding, and A1 on all accounts.
[Speaker 2] Back Up

[Verse 1]
[Speaker 1] Before beach bodies, bros better bundle up in boots, blankets, and balaclavas because a bloody bitter breeze will blow brisk, blustery, and bleak. Careful. Correct and common to cocoon in a cap, coat, and comforter because a cut and cold can consume your character, occasionally create a corpse, and continually compress your cock.
[Speaker 2] Don't.
[Speaker 1] Don't you dare dawdle dilly-dally your dick around after dark in December. She's definitely damn drafty if you're down a duvet.
[Speaker 2] Easily
[Speaker 1] Each and every earthling's environmentally enslaved.
[Speaker 2] FACT!.


[Verse 2]
[Speaker 1] It's fucking freezing. It's friggin' frigid. You're fit for flu in February without fleece, flannel, full-fledged furnace, or fire.-
[Speaker 2] Go On…
[Speaker 1] To goddamn glacial, go grab gloves or garb and gear up for gusts. [Speaker 2] Hear ya.
[Speaker 1] Hypothermia if you don't heat your home to half hellish. It's harsh. Hibernate in a hoodie.
Hot chocolate. Harry and the Hendersons.

[Verse 3]
[Speaker 2] Infinitely icy?
[Speaker 1] Inhabit indoors. Isolated and insulated. Incubate the igloo.
Illness is an issue. Influenza's implied. Infection's imminent.
Immunity's impossible. Just joking.
Ah, just joshin’
Jargon. It ain't jail. Jackets in January is no jigsaforl
[Speaker 2] Keep Calm
[Speaker 1] Killjoys keep comfy in their kingdom, crushing kilos of Kleenex, keen for cozy kayaking with their kids when the key is killing kegs with your kin.
[Speaker 2] Literally.

[Verse 4]
[Speaker 2] Muff (laughs)
[Speaker 1] Earmuffs
Mittens and mucus medicine. Till mighty maniacal Mother Nature makes milder, mellower, and meltier moves. Motivate your mates like the moose, Marc Messier.
Maybe mix a martini for your maiden if you bet your match. Nature. Naturally nippy, but that's nothing new up north.
Normal naturistic narrative, not national news. Overcast. Overcoats and overshoes, obviously.

[Verse 5]
[Speaker 2] POLAR?
[Speaker 1] Parkas and pullovers, particularly.
[Speaker 2] Tried quail.
[Speaker 1] A quantity of quality quilts is quaint and quasi-quintessential to avoid quivering and quash quarreling of quarantine to one's quarters.
Tried quail
[Speaker 2] Reindeer?

[Speaker 1] Well, not raw rookie in a rosemary-rubbed roast with radish wrapped in rich, rare bacon after removing Rudolph's red nose. Sled. So are sounds.
Sled's a synonym for snowmobile. Snowmobile's a synonym for sled. So, a sled is a snowmobile. A snowmobile is a sled. Super?

[Verse 6]
[Speaker 2] Terrific
[Speaker 1] Trust a traditional turtleneck to maintain a toasty temperature over time.
[Speaker 2] Ugly.
[Speaker 1] Useful.
[Speaker 2] Vile.
[Speaker 1] Valuable.
[Speaker 2] WHATEVER!
[Speaker 1] Whiteouts and windchills, walk it off,