Tremendous Blues

(Verse 1)
Yo, check the mic, mic check, let me set the scene,
Talking 'bout the man who’s always on the screen.
Face orange jaise Jalebi ka rang,
But the logic is weak, thoda dimaag hai tang.
You say it’s "tremendous," you say it’s "so huge,"
But your logic is hiding in a Mar-a-Lago refuge.
Baal aapke bro, it’s a gravity test,
Ek hawa ka jhonka and it’s North-West-East-West.

(Chorus)
Oho, Donald Sahab, what is this behavior?
Acting like you’re everyone’s personal savior.
Twitter pe gussa, Truth Social pe shor,
Public bol rahi hai, "Bhai, please, no more!"

(Verse 2)
Gold-plated toilets, gold-plated life,
But your words cut through like a Desi knife.
Caps Lock on, "COVFEFE" ka nasha,
Politics ko bana diya Circus ka tamasha.
Long silk ties, hanging down to the floor,
Self-praise itni, we can’t take it no more.
"Nobody knows more about tech than me,"
Bhai, itni feku-giri... How can it be?

(Outro)
Aapke nicknames are funny, I’ll give you that,
But the economy’s more than just a MAGA hat.
Keep the golf clubs ready, keep the tan on high,
But this rap game’s a reality you just can’t buy.