Heena

Let's add the new, funny verse about Atul's cigar:
Here's the revised song with the new verse placed after the part about Atul's excitement:
Heena ki beauty hai sabse alag,
Atul ka nature hai thoda sa thug,
Woh toh sundar hai jaise pari,
Atul ko samjho, thoda gusse wala bahubali
Heena ji, Heena ji, aap ho kamaal,
Atul ji ne liya hai sab pe kabzaa haal,
Lal saree pe chhod diya hai jadoo,
Gali ke saare saando ne kar diya ba-hadoo!
Heena ka naam hai, Sheena bhi sharmaaye,
Kahin pe machina, yahaan pe jhilmilaye,
Atul ji photo kheechne mein expert hain,
Phone mein Heena ke siwa sab inert hain!
Atul ji ko dekho excitement mein jump kar rahe,
Pants phat gayi, bas squats mein lag rahe,
Bechare ne dekha, Heena ka jaadu chala,
Pant sambhalte hue dil se bola – “Wah kya mela!”
Atul ki cigar, lambi si, chudail,
Leke usko haath mein, lagta hai bada cool hail.
Puff karta hai, aankhein band karke,
Sochta hai Heena ko, kar dega impress, har baar ke.
Heena, Heena, pyaari si Heena,
Dil se nikla, yahaan koi sheena,
Atul toh deewana hai tumpe sada,
Phone mein toh bas tumhara chehra!
Heena tum ho sundar, dil se bhi pyari,
Hum sab ko tum pe hai pyaar ki bimari,
50th birthday pe hum sab yeh kahte hain,
Gorgeous ho tum, aur dil se bhi ati sundar hain!