King of Crazy 8

*(Intro - 10 seconds)*
Yeah, yeah! Y’all know who it is! The undefeated, the unstoppable!
Uncle Bob on top, still holdin’ it down. Let’s go!
*(Verse 1 - 40 seconds)*
Uncle Bob’s the king, ain't never been beat,
Holdin' them 8s like a royal seat.
He’s undefeated, yeah, he’s got the crown,
When you step to his table, better sit down!
Here comes Richard Dooing, thinks he’s “Father of the Land,”
Shuffling them cards like he’s got a master plan.
But every time he drops a card, it’s just too slow,
Uncle Bob’s like, “Man, you gotta let that go!”
Woopay Zimba, man, always crackin’ jokes,
Laughin’ so hard, he’s about to choke!
But when Bob drops that Crazy 8, what do we see?
Woopay’s tears flowin’ like the Zambezi!
*(Chorus - 30 seconds)*
Bob’s the king of Crazy 8s, you can't deny,
Try to beat him, but you’re wastin' your time.
Holdin' them 8s, he’s got that vibe,
Uncle Bob’s the legend, and y’all just tryin' to survive!
*(Verse 2 - 40 seconds)*
Uncle Kay, man, holdin' on to them 8s real tight,
Sweatin’ bullets, thinkin’ he might win tonight.
But Bob just smiles, plays his hand so cool,
Kay’s left speechless like he’s back in school.
And there’s Miss Tisa, loud like a storm,
You can hear