Confetti in the Sheets

[Instrumental]

[Verse]
My left shoe's missing and the sink won't drain
There's a plastic flamingo standing out in the rain
My neighbor's yelling at a pigeon on the roof
I put on silver eyeshadow just to take out the food

The fridge has one lemon and a questionable sauce
My favorite jeans have suffered an unfortunate loss
Of dignity, mostly, there's a tear by the knee
But the way that I wear them is a public decree

[Hook]
We came for the noise, stayed for the nonsense
Cheap little sunglasses, outrageous confidence
Hair doing something that defies explanation
Whole room moving like a failed evacuation

Hey, if tomorrow wants to talk about tonight
Tell it to take a number, get in line
I'm not here to be somebody's good example
I'm here to make a little mess they can't recycle

[Interlude]
The DJ plays a song from a phone with a crack
Somebody's uncle is attempting a backflip
A girl in a tiara is giving life advice
While eating cold noodles straight from the ice

I ask her for wisdom
She says, “Don't buy white shoes.”

[Verse]
I took a wrong turn through the service entrance
Found a birthday party with a dinosaur dentist
He gave me a cupcake, I gave him my name
He wrote it on a napkin and forgot it again

Outside, the night has a fluorescent glow
A taxi drives past with a disco ball below
I wave like a queen on a very small budget
The driver waves back and I absolutely love it

[Refrain]
No invitation, no grand entrance
Just a little bad timing and excessive attendance
If the world is a mess, let it be a good one
Pass me the glitter, we're not even done

I don't need a spotlight following my feet
I'll take the busted speaker and a sticky concrete
Give me a strange story nobody believes
And a morning that arrives with confetti in the sheets

[Break]
Someone lost a handbag.
Someone found a parrot.
Someone's making toast
With a clothes iron.

I don't know who approved this evening.

I would like to thank them personally.

[Bridge]
I used to plan the perfect outfit
Then spend the whole night worrying about it
Now I wear whatever lets me breathe
And let the room decide what it thinks of me

The mirror can keep its little opinions
I'm busy collecting ridiculous decisions
Tomorrow I can sort out the laundry
Tonight the laundry can dance without me

[Hook]
We came for the noise, stayed for the nonsense
Cheap little sunglasses, outrageous confidence
Hair doing something that defies explanation
Whole room moving like a failed evacuation

Hey, if tomorrow wants to talk about tonight
Tell it to take a number, get in line
I'm not here to be somebody's good example
I'm here to make a little mess they can't recycle

[Outro]
Sunlight hits the tiles
The parrot knows my name
My shoe is in the freezer
And the dinosaur's on the train

I leave with a cupcake
A tiara and a receipt

Nobody will believe this story.

Perfect.

[Instrumental]