Yo Kian Bray, what you say? You log into Roblox just to throw the game away Talkin’ ‘bout Phantom Forces like you’re some vet But your kill-death ratio got me breakin’ a sweat — from laughter
Bro you run in, get clapped in a blink Campin' corners so long, you startin’ to stink And I ain’t talkin' ‘bout tactics, I mean real life Your room smells like your stats — full of strife
(Hook) Kian Bray, you a noob, let’s be honest Sprayin’ in the game like your aim's just the sloppiest Call it Phantom Forces? Nah, Phantom Fail Got carried so hard, you should be in jail
(Verse 2) Bruh, you trash with the scope, worse with the knife You die so fast, you respawn to new life Talkin’ big talk with your loadout fake But your bullets curve more than a banana cake
You smell so bad, even your ping runs Laggin’ out tryna flee from the funk, son Got kicked from a lobby, not for hacks or cheats — They just couldn’t stand the odor in their virtual streets
(Bridge) You respawn, then re-die, that’s your loop Phantom Forces thinks you part of the troop — of bots And I don’t mean AI with a plan I mean AI with a gun jam in each hand
(Outro) So Kian Bray, time to take a shower And maybe train your aim for an hour But even with soap and a brand new mouse You still the weakest player in the Phantom house.