Songteksten
I’ve always been handsome, that’s a fact,
But my look has changed, I’m more packed.
Had a wild appetite, a hunger deep inside,
Growing up, they told me I had to hide.
No more holding back, now I’m free,
I eat what I want, just let me be.
Cardio’s a thing of the past,
I’m gaining weight, and I’m doing it fast.
I’m handsome and I know it, other men wanna be like me,
Hairy chest, thick arms, broad shoulders, big belly.
My accent conquers all, even with my mouth full,
Admiring my size, I make them all drool.
My brown skin expands, sweat drips down,
No regrets, just wish I’d started gaining pounds.
Sports are history, soccer games are done,
Now the only goal is my mouth, and I fill it with fun.
No more holding back, now I’m free,
I eat what I want, just let me be.
Cardio’s a thing of the past,
I’m gaining weight, and I’m doing it fast.
I’m handsome and I know it, other men wanna be like me,
Hairy chest, thick arms, broad shoulders, big belly.
My accent conquers all, even with my mouth full,
Admiring my size, I make them all drool.
More than one gringo is obsessed with my frame,
This young, handsome, obese Latino’s to blame.
Who am I to judge their attraction to me,
Irresistible, big, and full of glee.
I’m handsome and I know it,