JANUSZ

[Verse 1]
Up at six, the beach can wait,
Checked exchange rates, dodged the gate.
Thermos full, no drinks to buy,
Tells the kids: "Don’t ask me why."

Socks in sandals, head held high,
Wears his sunburn like a tie.
Tells the waiter: “That’s too much ice,”
Steals a fork — says “that’s my price.”

[Chorus]
Janusz on holiday, livin’ like a king,
Grumbling loud about everything.
Burns in the sun, but never learns,
And always tips with awkward turns.

Janusz on holiday, crypto in his phone,
Claims he’s rich, but moans alone.
Says “Bitcoin's dead, long live the meme,”
Invests in onions and a dream.

[Verse 2]
Selfie time with garbage bins,
Captions: “Livin' large, let’s win.”
“Back home’s better, food was nice,”
But fights for ketchup, not the price.

Screams at DJs, hates the beat,
Dances stiffly off the street.
Sunblock? Nah, that’s just a scam,
And crypto's safer than a bank exam.

[Chorus]
Janusz on holiday, livin’ like a boss,
Bargains hard for tablecloths.
Shades from Lidl, hat from hell,
Tells the lifeguard, “I don’t smell.”

Janusz on holiday, thinks he owns the bar,
Says his cousin’s got a crypto car.
Toes in sand, wallet tight,
Complains all day, sleeps all night.

[Bridge]
One day he’ll fly first class to the sky,
With a grill and towel, waving goodbye.
But till then he rules the beach,
With sunscreen out of reach.

[Final Chorus]
Janusz on holiday, the hero we regret,
You mock him now, but don’t forget:
We’ve all got a bit of Janusz inside,
Laughin’, burnin’, full of pride.