A dog breaks free ...

[verse 1]
Not everyone can do it, it's also a horror
To look into the cold eyes of customers
You can tell immediately from the look and the tone
There's no human standing here, it's a clone staring

[verse 2]
The salesperson is a psychology genius
Smiles friendly, confidently relaxed
The clone doesn't like that at all
He comes to get on your nerves

[verse 3]
The salesperson knows the type
It's not rare
The clone feels the quicksand
Asks questions about nothing

[chorus]
The listener wonders
How will this end?
A dog breaks free
Bites the clone in the loins

The clone falls over
Stupidly stumbles and screams:
The dog, the dog!
The dog? Looks very clever.