Cause we rock you so hard

[Intro]
Alright!
Kage! Are you ready?
Let's do this!

[Verse 1]
We rode a dragon made of pure sound
Across the cosmic battleground
Fought a wizard with a laser eye
Made that evil magic-user cry (a-ha-ha)

[Chorus]
'Cause we rock you so hard, we can bend the space-time
This ain't just a song, it's a paradigm!
We're the masters of rock, it's a proven fact
A universal, sonic, frontal attack!

[Verse 2]
I wrestled a Bigfoot for a taco supreme
Lived out a crazy, feverish dream
Kyle found Atlantis with his dowsing rod
Became for fifteen minutes their fish-headed god (He was a god!)

[Chorus]
'Cause we rock you so hard, we can bend the space-time
This ain't just a song, it's a paradigm!
We're the masters of rock, it's a proven fact
A universal, sonic, frontal attack!

[Epic Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
From the deepest dungeons to the highest peak
We bring the righteous power that the people seek
With a power-slide and a mighty yell
We sent the monster straight back to hell!

[Outro]
Rock!
Yeah!
We are the D!
(Hahahahaha!)