Trio College (What a Joke)

[Verse 1]
Signed up for Trio thought I’d learn a thing
But the lectures are so boring I could grow a chicken wing
Professor reads the textbook like it’s bedtime news
I’m sitting in the back row catching nap-time blues

[Prechorus]
The clock ticks loud like a marching band
Dreaming of freedom where I can finally stand

[Chorus]
Trio College what a joke
I came for knowledge now I’m broke
Gimme a refund or a magic wand
'Cause this circus act's gone way too long

[Verse 2]
Cafeteria food tastes like rubbery dreams
Tuition’s climbing higher than my self-esteem
They promised me success they sold me a throne
Now I’m stuck in group projects writing essays alone

[Prechorus]
The Wi-Fi’s slower than a turtle race
Wishing for a portal to another place

[Chorus]
Trio College what a joke
I came for knowledge now I’m broke
Gimme a refund or a magic wand
'Cause this circus act's gone way too long